When I saw this, I have a song playing in my head which sings like...macho macho man, I want to be a macho man.  

OK, OK, I want to be a macho man.

I know you are a tall man.  Are you a macho man as well?

No idea. Never thought of it.

Somehow, you give me the feeling of Jewish American. I don't know why
but this is how I felt.

I laugh and said "No problem".

The image of a banker in my mind.

Too bad. I am not a banker.

You are so close to a banker.   I know.

Yes, I have a checking account.

Of course, one checking account and numerous savings accounts.

Actually, I have no saving account.

This is a very humble reply.

It is the truth. I don't have a saving account for MANY years.

You have other form of savings like invest in real estate.  This is beter return rate than bank interest.

Sure, just like everyone I know. But, the fact of the matter is I have no saving account.

Hahaha.....the fact of the matter ... are you having a glass of liquor now? Not the other way around?

Actually, I am having a cup of hot chinese tea.

Did I misunderstand you somewhere?  As a matter of the fact and the fact of the matter do the have similar meaning? Or different.
In terms of Chinese tea, which one do you like the most? I like Pu-erh tea.

No worry and no problem. Pu-erh is fine. I am drinking Ali Shan's tea now.

Ali Shan's tea ???  Is that the same like 高山茶?  That is the best from Taiwan.  Did you buy it from local store? Or from your last visit to Taiwan?

You got it, 高山茶. I got it during my last summer's trip to Taiwan.

哇！好羨慕哦！  有高山茶可以喝。 我都沒有~

Vancouver's weather is better. Furthermore, you can get it when you go back.

Here is my plan.  I am going to bring two huge empty suitcases to Taiwan and then packed them with all the goodie that I love back home.

Good idea.

My mom might think that I am crazy.

Make sure you bring her some goodies too.

My mother loves gold and tea. (secrets between you and me).

You know exactly what you need to do.

No, I don't.   女人心，海底針!

She might ask me to bring a husband home. 旅遊行程中邂逅!

She just want the best for you. That is motherly love in action.

Well, I don't know what to say for the things involve my mother.  She is always right.  她過的橋比我走的路多。

All I can say is I wish my mother is still around.

You bring me to tears. But I can hold it.

OK, I zip my finger.

You zip your finger.  Wow! You have touch screen?.  Actually, I am not quite sure what does zip one's finger mean?

Zip my finger=I stop typing.

No, don't. Cotinue talk with me.

Sure

When do you usually go to bed?

No fixed schedule.

Do you need your beauty sleep?   I do.

Sweet dream.

Good night~

u got a different color this time. great.

Different cruise ship.

ic!!
so u were on the cruise..
how nice!!!